Quotes On Humour

Wit an Humour – if any difference it is in duration of
lightning and electric light. Some material apparently;
but one is vivid and can do damage – the other fools
along and enjoys elaboration.- Mark Twain

Man has his will – but woman has her way.- Holmes
It is God who makes woman beautiful, it is the devil who
makes her pretty.- Victor Hugo

The man who enters his wife’s dressing room is either a
philosopher or a fool.- Balzac

I have always thought that every woman should marry,
and no man.- Disraeli

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy,
and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty
minutes.- Frost

Woman would be more charming if one could fall into
her arms without falling into her hands.- Remy de Gourmont

One kind of happiness is to know exactly at what point
to be miserable.- La Rochefoucauld

In Heaven an angel is nobody in particular.- G.B. Shaw

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we
have to alter in every six months.- Oscar Wilde

A man who desires to get married should know either
everything or nothing.- Oscar Wilde

A woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk to
a man than a angel.- O.W. Holmes

Between a woman’s ‘Yes’ and ‘No’.
There is not room for a pin to go.- Cervantes

Most women like small children enjoy saying ‘no’; and
most men, like idiots, take them seriously.- Mignon McLaughlin

Nature has given women so much power that the law
has very wisely given them little.- Samuel Johnson

Few women are dump enough to listen to reason.- William Feather

If men knew how women pass the time when they are
alone, they’d never marry.- O. Henry

I expect that woman will be the last thing civilized by man.- George Meredith

Women love the simpler things in life–men.- J. Fineger

There is no load heavier than a light woman.- Cervantes

The only way to understand a woman is to love her and
then it isn’t necessary to understand her.- Sydney Harris

A little while she strove, and much repented,
And whispering, “I will never consent – Consented.- Byron